babbydriver:

she’s so compelling..I FELT every twist and turn of this monologue

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emptycinema:

Everybody’s Born Without Pubes™

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lesbwian:

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20aliens:
“Judith beheading Holofernes (details)
by Cristofano Allori, Giorgione, Massimo Stanzione, Lucas Cranach the Elder, Gustav Klimt, Artemisia Gentileschi and Peter Paul Rubens.
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20aliens:

Judith beheading Holofernes (details)
by Cristofano Allori, Giorgione, Massimo Stanzione, Lucas Cranach the Elder, Gustav Klimt, Artemisia Gentileschi and Peter Paul Rubens.

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profoundgaiety:

The innuendo is thick. When a yearbook editor juxtaposes photos like this, we do have to wonder whether it’s as deliberate as it looks. By the way, the Christian yearbooks invariably have the best innuendo. In general, the more private the college, the more homoerotic the photos. Military colleges also ooze with homoeroticism, obviously.
From Atlantic Christian’s 1969 yearbook.

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biomegasin:

groan:
me

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arandomthot:

Have to appreciate the older generation showing us self love

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At Subway…

snatchedweaves:

Me: And can I have extra mustard please
Worker: Sure just tell me when…..
Me:
Worker:
Me: Okay that’s good, thanks….
Worker: *not stopping* *orgasming*
Me: STOP THAT’S TOO MUCH
Worker: *Still adding mustard*
Me:
Worker: Great! Thanks! The magic word!
Worker: Would you like anything else?
Me:
Worker: Okay that’ll be $7.50
Me: *pays*
Mom: Where is my fucking change?

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fyeahgowns:

Iris van Herpen Haute Couture Fall 2018

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caydeecat:

When your professor asks you to explain your work

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snapchatting2:

magitekgaymer:
snapchatting2:
Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?
Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.
Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:
This is oddly specific.

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mango-misandry:

me: *supposed to be cleaning kitchen *
me: *making this funney guy wave his arms*

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